Aries: Has the exact power for this exact moment to save the plot
Taurus: The innocent who deserves to live forever (but fate won’t allow it)
Gemini: Grayest of the grays since they themselves don’t quite know what side they’re on
Cancer: The grouch who somehow finds love interests to fawn over them
Leo: The chosen one who likes to point out the burden on their shoulders
Virgo: Thousand-year-old faerie who still looks hot and seventeen
Libra: Elusive, grey-bearded wise magic man who disappears at crucial plot points
Scorpio: Secondary, but cuter and cooler, love interest who probably ends up with someone better post-series anyway
Sagittarius: Accidental leader of the revolution against the dystopian totalitarian world
Capricorn: Super genius who thinks pointing out flaws is cute
Aquarius: Secret royal who, despite having no normal human contact for years, is a perfect ruler
Pisces: Brown haired, brown eyed, journal-writer who hides behind their hair
Aries: got hit by a car the day of launch
Taurus: found a pokemon on their toilet, decided to “wait until it’s done” first
Gemini: went hunting for pokespots only to become deeply interested in local lore of which they had never previously heard
Cancer: crossed four lanes of traffic (successfully) for a pokemon
Leo: rode their bike in large circles for hours to hatch eggs
Virgo: went out looking for a pidgey, found a real abandoned baby bird and cared for it until they could get it to a wildlife center
Libra: bought $100 worth of pokecoins
Scorpio: caught a ghastly that was on the opposite end of a Burger King counter
Sagittarius: was hit by a car
Capricorn: unwittingly followed a jynx to a playground and overtly pointed their camera-phone towards children
Aquarius: arrested for trespassing in a graveyard at 3am looking for ghost pokemon
Pisces: pulled their car over on a busy highway to catch a jigglypuff
Aries: And the cosmos said to Aries
“To Aries, I leave to you in my will, my exuberant spirit, my sword crafted in crimson rubies and heaven’s bleach
It can win any battle
I bequeath my fascination and awe with everything and and anything
and every happy memory from my childhood”
Taurus: And the cosmos said to Taurus
“To Taurus, I leave you to you in my will, my talent for making music in every form, from dance to piano and the creativity that gives light to the stars
I leave you every moment of pleasure I ever experienced and my many fortunes”
Gemini: And the cosmos said to Gemini
“To Gemini, I leave to you in my will, my beautiful mind, the intellect that can grasp anything in a moment, a golden notebook that can contain a thousand thoughts a minute. How perfect for you..
Now you will have the ability to be nourished by reading so you do not have to eat or sleep”
Cancer: And the cosmos said to Cancer
“To Cancer, I leave to you in my will, my ability to dream the dreams of the whole night sky
A home to you by the sea, so the ocean will sing you to sleep every night while your loved ones are close by
I leave you my divine child to raise and love, nobody can
nurture like you”
Leo: And the cosmos said to Leo
“To Leo, I leave you the complete paintbox of my creative genius, the colours and design that brought the universe to life
I leave you the Sun, so that even when you feel sad, you know that the light is yours forever
And the crown of the cosmos is yours, you are the sovereign heir, the world is your stage, so remember to always perform for me”
Virgo: And the cosmos said to Virgo
“To Virgo, I leave you my intelligence and eyes, that which conceives beyond material into every finer design. Nobody else will see what you see
And my finest handiwork will be yours, I will leave you the hands I crafted with for centuries by starlight. These are filled with the minerals of healing and therapy, these can fix anything”
Libra: And the cosmos said to Libra
“To Libra, I leave you my heart, it is the most striking of all, capable of consuming and generating all love and harmony
I leave you a life of peace, one free of treachery, unkindness or dishonesty. My eye for design will be yours, the ability to bring worlds together, turn colours into rainbows, and language into poetry”
Scorpio: And the cosmos said to Scorpio
“To Scorpio, I leave you my sacred power, that which originated at the beginning of time, and you will visit this place often
and become acquainted with the beauty of nothingness
The most powerful healing tonic of the cosmos will be yours, ready for you when you become enlightened and aware
I leave you the ability to be reborn, like me, again and again, so you will eventually fly on this dimension”
Sagittarius: And the cosmos said to Sagittarius
“To Sagittarius, I leave you my stories and my archives, my records and my guides, my books and libraries
All the knowledge of the cosmos will be yours
I give you every drop of bottled laughter and joy
You will hardly recognise a moment of sadness amongst the sheer delight”
Capricorn: And the cosmos said to Capricorn
“To Capricorn, I leave you my greatest talents and skills, I leave you my wisdom and my secret insights
My magic and mastery, and the strongest backbone at all, then you will ability to stand tall amongst any obstacle you face down there”
Aquarius: And the cosmos said to Aquarius
“To Aquarius, I leave you my genius, my intellectual brilliance, my ability to create worlds from pure imagination
I leave you the heavenly knowledge that you will relish to share
And I leave you the whole world to protect, every dolphin, and baby, and rainforest tree. You are my sovereign guardian. Mother Earth is your mother”
Pisces: And the cosmos said to Pisces
“To Pisces, I leave you all of my dreams and vision, the canvas and paintbox that mused the universe, the ability to make art out of emotion
The whole ocean is yours, and when you submerge you will feel home, it will be nice to know, you can always visit home
I leave you everything, and most importantly, I leave you the ability to see me everytime you see yourself, so you will know that you are forever”
ARIES
you’re brave and insightful and rash
no one can take that away from you
they don’t have the right
and they never will
TAURUS
you’ll exist until the bitter end
stubborn and a survivor
there is nothing in this world that can bring you down
but yourself
GEMINI
you are a storm disguised as a cloudy evening
the comedic and tragic masks of theater
in a universe where the inhabitants are boring
you are a bright light
CANCER
i’m sorry for the rupture
in your peaceful, loving home
i’m sorry for the shattering of a safe world
i’m proud that you are the only one strong enough to put it back together now
LEO
your exuberance is legendary
be aware
be alive
they cannot steal your radiance
VIRGO
a keen mind
lovely lips forming words of holy prayers to peace
you were robbed
but they cannot take your grace, my love
LIBRA
you tried your best
you are not bad for doing what it right to recover
you deserve it
you need help as much as everyone else does
SCORPIO
silent as a statue
you bear it all with stoic, strong shoulders
it is okay to cry
recovery is not weakness
SAGITTARIUS
i trust your poetry and drive
i trust your strength and capability
one day there will be a time for you to trust that too
just wait
CAPRICORN
after a lifetime of shouldering other people’s problems
know that that is a good thing
but self-care is a good thing too
and there is a peace in balance
AQUARIUS
let your sympathy go
they don’t deserve it after what they did to you
you can make yourself the priority now
i give you permission
PISCES
it is not your fault
you were not weak or stupid
you have a big heart
and I’m proud of you for it
aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE
taurus: very eccentric, don’t really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but it’s kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that.
gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don’t approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. probably has daddy issues. writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN.
cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love ‘em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.
leo: okay y’all needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if i’ve ever seen ‘em and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers i’ve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time.
virgo: y’all are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and it’s fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things don’t go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but don’t show it off too often.
libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. aren’t afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and it’s fucking adorable.
scorpio: don’t fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didn’t want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)
sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to.
capricorn: talk about a ride or die. y’all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemies’ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god.
aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone.
pisces: emotional shawtys through and through. physically attractive as hell. not good at romantic relationships. won’t forget about u for a million years. keep their friends close but will push u the fuck away if they get scared. insecure and just want u to stick around.
I was thinking last night that the usual male/female/combined symbols really do jack shit to express how diverse gender can be, so I doodled some other symbols based on astrological signs.
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